Memoirs of a Serial Dating Quiz Taker

DATING SURVEY – ANSWERS by Carl Crawford – Serial Dating Webisode Star

 

 

1. Love or love life?

 

LOVE LIFE, some people are meant to be single – I mean the world would be a better place if the ‘Christine Rankins’ weren’t able to re-produce.  So it’s not always about the ‘LOVE’.  If you can love life you will always be happy no matter if you are gay, straight, bicycle, tricycle or popsicle.  And as my Drag diva idol Ru Paul always says, “If you can’t love yourself, then how in hell are you gonna love somebody else”. 

 

2. How do you know when you’re in a relationship?

 

You’ll start getting fat, staying at home on the couch on friday nights and smelling permanently like fresh baking. Ew. That’s why I am a SERIAL dater.  Always dating, never hating.

 

3. What is the worst thing a partner could ever say to you?

 

‘Here, smell this…’ – In my experience this sentence always leads to embarrassment or nose bleeds.

 

4. How about the best thing?

 

Oh that’s easy.  ’C’mon Carl, were off to Katy Perry’s concert.’

 

5. Should people in relationships share toothbrushes? 

 

Ew yucky no – If I’m despo I might borrow some mouth wash (And spit it back in the bottle and shake it up, so they don’t notice) but NEVER a toothbrush!

 

6. What is the world’s sexiest dance move?

 

‘Feeding the chickens’ – It’s one I designed myself.  You hold your hand palm up about two inches from your waist and cup it like you have chicken seeds in your hand, then flick the wrist back and forth like your feeding chickens.  This can be done in combination with a side step as well just FYI.

 

7. Ideal first date? (Had to throw that in there)

 

I’m an old school romantic, so I go for tradition.  Nice dinner, wine, desert, and then my potential lover would sing me a song, bring me red roses (12), compliment me, open doors, you know chivalry and stuff.

 

8. What’s the best pickup line you’ve ever used? 

 

Actions speak louder than words I say – I chased someone down the street once and followed them to their car and knocked on thier window and asked them out – that was pretty spectacular,  and the police were really hot too.

 

9. …and the worst? 

 

Once a waiter asked me if I would like cracked pepper on my eggs and I said, “Yeah, spray it all over my tits and face….”  Just FYI Pepper really hurts when you get it in the eye… much like… well you know, not speaking from experience or anything.

 

10. Why should we come and watch your show? 

 

Because you’re hot, and you might learn something – and everyone loves to love a love scandal!

 

DATING SURVEY – ANSWERS by Carl Crawford – Serial Dating Webisode Star

 

 

1. Love or love life?

 

LOVE LIFE, some people are meant to be single – I mean the world would be a better place if the ‘Christine Rankins’ weren’t able to re-produce.  So it’s not always about the ‘LOVE’.  If you can love life you will always be happy no matter if you are gay, straight, bicycle, tricycle or popsicle.  And as my Drag diva idol Ru Paul always says, “If you can’t love yourself, then how in hell are you gonna love somebody else”. 

 

2. How do you know when you’re in a relationship?

 

You’ll start getting fat, staying at home on the couch on friday nights and smelling permanently like fresh baking. Ew. That’s why I am a SERIAL dater.  Always dating, never hating.

 

3. What is the worst thing a partner could ever say to you?

 

‘Here, smell this…’ – In my experience this sentence always leads to embarrassment or nose bleeds.

 

4. How about the best thing?

 

Oh that’s easy.  ’C’mon Carl, were off to Katy Perry’s concert.’

 

5. Should people in relationships share toothbrushes? 

 

Ew yucky no – If I’m despo I might borrow some mouth wash (And spit it back in the bottle and shake it up, so they don’t notice) but NEVER a toothbrush!

 

6. What is the world’s sexiest dance move?

 

‘Feeding the chickens’ – It’s one I designed myself.  You hold your hand palm up about two inches from your waist and cup it like you have chicken seeds in your hand, then flick the wrist back and forth like your feeding chickens.  This can be done in combination with a side step as well just FYI.

 

7. Ideal first date? (Had to throw that in there)

 

I’m an old school romantic, so I go for tradition.  Nice dinner, wine, desert, and then my potential lover would sing me a song, bring me red roses (12), compliment me, open doors, you know chivalry and stuff.

 

8. What’s the best pickup line you’ve ever used? 

 

Actions speak louder than words I say – I chased someone down the street once and followed them to their car and knocked on thier window and asked them out – that was pretty spectacular,  and the police were really hot too.

 

9. …and the worst? 

 

Once a waiter asked me if I would like cracked pepper on my eggs and I said, “Yeah, spray it all over my tits and face….”  Just FYI Pepper really hurts when you get it in the eye… much like… well you know, not speaking from experience or anything.

 

10. Why should we come and watch your show? 

 

Because you’re hot, and you might learn something – and everyone loves to love a love scandal!

 

 

DATING SURVEY – ANSWERS by Charlie Jane Jones – Serial Dating Webisode Star

 

1.     Love or love life?

 

Tequila.

 

2. How do you know when you’re in a relationship?

 

Because something inevitably dies.   A piece of you.  Or a pet or some shit.

 

3. What is the worst thing a partner could ever say to you?

 

Let’s talk about our feelings.

 

4. How about the best thing?

 

Let’s get fucked up.

 

5. Should people in relationships share toothbrushes? 

 

That’s disgusting.

 

6. What is the world’s sexiest dance move?

 

Sitting down.

 

7. Ideal first date? (Had to throw that in there)

 

Shots, Shag, Shots, Sleep

 

8. What’s the best pickup line you’ve ever used? 

 

Wanna fuck?

 

9. …and the worst? 

 

Wanna fuck?

 

10. Why should we come and watch your show? 

 

Because you might get lucky.

 

Memoirs of a Serial Dater plays September 23rd – October 2nd at The Oxford Hotel – The Supper Club.

 

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